food

ok so im sick of ppl asking me what I like and when I tell them they go ok shorter list tell me what you do like

heres a list of what I dont like

pork/split hoofed animals (religious reasons)
shellfish (religious reasons)
meat w/ cheese (religious reasons)
fried foods (nutritionally i try to not eat them but they are tasty)
red meats (I think the taste is nasty)

What I do eat
Everything else

ummm so yeah

I am quite possibly the most lucky person in the world like OMG sooooo lucky


more to this story n a bit have a phone interview for a job in Cali

OK back

Ok so I am soooo lucky I was pulled over in Jersey going 20 miles over the speed limit

I was sooo scared b/c the cop had me pulled over for almost 45 minutes and he just gave me a "warning" and as he walks away he goes "nice bumper stickers" I think my stickers got me out of the ticket thank god ... and apparently Karin says I could have lost my license well that would have been horrible!!!

yeah so

people and their vanity really pisses me off...

like really i want to stick a fucking dagger in some ppls eyes

I need

a girlfriend
a job
new friends
something to do
basically a squirreling life !!!

flying home

so I learned a little bit of the lingo used by airlines

Lay over - means there is a stop where you deplane and then board another one
Direct flight - flight goes from one place to another but stops somewhere in the middle, you dont deplane
Non-stop- plane flys from one location to another without stopping when you deplane you are at your destination



So now the story


So I was on a direct flight from Tucson to Philly (stopping in Chicago but I was to remain ON the plane) So there I go getting to the airport LATE because robin is an asshole and wouldnt get up on time to take me ...got she made me so angry!!! anyway I was chilling at the gate for like 10 min before we had to get on the plane ... Southwest has pick your own seat seating so yeha I got a window seat (YEA BUDDY!!) but an old woman ended up sitting next to me she was pretty nice I liked her but the woman on the end was so fucking annoying the kind that holds a book in their hand while blabbering on about something stupid ... and now i dont wonder why she was reading those kiddy books she had for her "grandson" anymore ... anyway yeah when we got into Chicago
and all the "local" passengers got off that left me and like 18 other people still ON the plane heading to Philly... so about 5 min after sitting there they tell us we all have to get off and come back in like an hour b.c philly airport was calling in a landing delay or something ... oh whatever so I walked around the airport for a while i got the greatest sandwhich from this place it was a hoagie roll with mustard and salami but it was toasted omg sooooo good!!! anyway I got a post card to send to this girl Crista to make her laugh ...I sent it to Karin so she better give it to her or Ill kick her butt ... anyway yeah so everyone gets on the plane and its loaded ...I was in the second row (still in the window seat YES!!!) so this cute little old lady was seated next to me the stewaress put her bag in the overhead along with the cane ... some dude comes in trying to put his bag in the space next to the old womans back and it didnt work so they moved it across the aisle to another overhead bin anyway yeah this guy thought he was supper funny but he just WASNT ... anyway yeahso off we go in the time zone machine and we get into philly and fly in circles for like 15 min finally we land and then find out tat there isnt an open gate yet the captin assures us only 5 - 10 min before we can start getting off ... yeah not so much it wasnt until like 40 min later that we got off the plane ... we just sat n the run way :( ... ok so yeah the stewerdessgoes on the load speaker and says "Hey Captin how do you keep 119 ppl in suspense" I kinda found that funny but I just wanted to get off the plane so I didnt luagh ... anyway during this 40 min wait the old lady decides she NEEDS her phone and cane ... so the stewerdess helps her the old woman says its a light blue bag so the stewerdess pulls down the bad but the old woman is like thats not it so her and the other stewerdess franticall y search all the overheads for a few min and getting a bit upset ... that was amusing... then the old woman goes well maybe that WAS my bag so thye bring it down again and then shes like THAtS MY BAG all excited lol ... yeah that was ust funny ... thats all

because Karin asked for it

So when I was in Cali Karin hooked me up with her buddy Matt ... he invited me to a cook out at some girls house he knows

so he originally told me like 230-ish
at like 1130 he was like I'll call you in a half an hour with the address ...totally didnt hear from him till like 100 but then it was at like 530 so that was cool cuase oceanside,ca is like a 45 min drive from pacific beach ..i totally drove like 10 min in the wrong direction so like that was awesome

when i finally got to the house this girl lives in a culdasac thing so i went u to the wrong house and totally felt like an asshole

they found me and like cracked open a beer for me first thing when i walked in it was great :) and they were making deviled eggs mmmmmm yummy and chicken and burgers and all sort of yummys it was great :)

ok so robin wants to go hang out at a luandromat today so I have to get ready ... i havnt eaten a fucking thing today nad im starting to get dizzy but of course she doesnt give a shit i really want to smack her upside the head ...ill finish this later



BACK!!!

ok so there was this guy there his name was ...ugh I dunno it doesnt really matter what his name was but that dude drank like a litter of vodka str8 along with some jagar ... it was sick!! yeah and there was more i totally forgot about most of it ... Karin fill these ppl in I believe I was texting you

so yesterday Robin and I had a good day .... yeah I know

Today was good too ...we were drving and this guy was staring at us so Robin rolled down the window and I stared back his kid closed her window ... then we were stopped at a light and he was STILL staring so I rolled the window down and started talking to him I was like "do you have a dog?" and he was like "no" so I was like "you should get one their friendly loyal nad energetic" he luaghed and it was funny it went on for a bit ...after the light he rolled his window again and a block or two later he was turning so I signed him the universal peace symbol (which in England means fuck you lol) ...but yeah the whole thing was funny

and now Robin and Tammy are watching this movie called Sisterhood of The Traveling Pants and I want to like take a pen knife to my trache and well yeah ...

Eric Hutchenson ...that the artist of a song that was just playing in the movie and Robin whipped out her V-cast thing on her phone ... if they asked i coulda told them ... yeah

any way so yeah Nicole hasnt said a word to me since I was like "we need to have a serious talk about our relationship" I guess she just wanted me for my uterus ... thats sad I guess I really do suck :(

so yeah apparently my typing is bothering them so I'll type more tomorow

So yesterday I drove 7.5 hours to get to the grand canyon well here I am still 1.5 hours away on in the flagstaff public library...

First I have to say the drive from San Diego to Flagstaff is absolutly beautiful (I took pics from my car as I was driving so check myspace/facebook for them)

Next I have to say is that anyone travelling to the Grand Canyon DON"T STOP IN WILLIAMS AZ!!!!

I stayed in this shady hotel called The Westerner and let me tell you not a good experience.
The advertise free internet cable tv a fridge microway and a "pleseant time" let me tell you anything BUT pleseant!!

The TV didn't work the internet was 4 bucks per ever 15 min (I didnt pay it tho) the fridge and microwave didnt work ..nor did the lights or ANY outlet!!! the water took forever and a day to get warm and it was still kinda cold and then the people who run the hotel were nasty as hell NOT A PLESENT STAY!!!!

Another unpleseant thing was the Pine County Diner ...they didnt have good pie it was a total waste of 5 bucks ..but the Route 66 Cruisers Cafe was awesome got the yummiest food there :) ...

Anyway theres this restuarant in flagstaff called the Galaxy Diner it is amazing ppl should drive here just for that food!

lets see anything else??? nope well i'm about to go hit up the grand canyon and I'll take pics so keep an eye out :) later peeps

San Diego

OK so I lied I LOVE San Diego its 1000000x better than LA!!! the only thing LA has is Amoeba records (best record store EVER) and Pengiuns Fish (Great food!!).

I'm enjoying my time here much better now that I am with my sister and her boyfriend. Hes really nice I'm glad my sister found someone nice to be with.

I'm missing all my friends and my pets tho :(

I'll update later ...interview time ... wish me luck...

OK Update time 

So I went to my interview it went fairly well, once I was done with that I drove around and handed my resume out to whoever would take it (companies not ppl off the street) I got some good responses and some not so good ones ... like the woman who was like "we arent hiring" and wouldnt even take my resume. Oh well whatever when I got back to my sisters apartment I changed into my shorts (apparently I am pale as a ghost everyone feels the need to tell me that) and got ready for hiking up Iron Mountain in Poway, CA... it took us an hour and 12 minutes to climb up it ... it was like the hardest hike I ever had to hike in my life it was like 4 miles of pure hell and then I had to go DOWN (oooo it was so worth it I loved it and the view was spectacular I have pics on my phone I have to buy the cord to up load them on the computer tho... I sent the pics to Karin she can tell you how nice it was... ok on the way to the top (maybe .2 miles away some guy and his dog come by and the dog comes up to my so i put out my hand so she could smell it .. yeah she started barking adn almost bit me ... guess she didnt like me ... in the way down there was the cutest puppy a boxer and that dog licked my hand and walked away and then towards the very very end another dog who sniffed my hand then squatted to take a wiz.... I had a bad dog day :( ... so anyway yeah that hike was amazing after the hike I was supposed to hang out with Jess but she was like I cant go out after 430 ..wtf Jess you're like 26 your parents blow!!!! so whatever we didnt chill ... oh well ... instead I walked 1.5 miles to the starbucks to log onto the internet ... when I got here all the tables were being used I asked one guy if he could share seeing as how he wasnt using it ... he looked at me like I had ten heads gave a look of disgust and shook his head about 10 min later STILL WAITING a skinny but-her-face girl walks in asks the same question and he welcomes her to the table with joy ... can we say ASSHOLE?!?!?!?! ... I knew ya could ... so yeah but my plans for tomorow are to drive to the grand canyon and then to Albecourquie, NM (thats spelled SOOO wrong but you can sound it out) then back to Tucson which you all know I am sooooo excited about.  

so yeah ttyl and Karin feel better I love you :)