funny story... Karin you cant read this

Karin you cant read this b.c I tried to call and tell you and you didn't pick up and then i cried and so no you just can't read this


ok so tonight I went out to dinner with my family (my brother and sister mom and stepdad)
so my mom goes this is the first time in years all three of my children came out to dinner with me on my birthday ... so the waitress goes "oh are you to in college?" (pointing to me and my brother) and my sister says "I live in San Diego" and then my brother chimes in and goes "And I'm never home and shes over in there in lezbo land" and the waitress just goes "Oh, ok" and walks away like WTF LMAO