today sucked ..thanks alot Karin

yeah so today I woke up at 8:15 that wasnt a huge problem or anything but i had to pee sooooo bad and as usual Karins house has no TP .... like WTF?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!??!??!?!!?!??!??!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!? anyway yeah I went out to get some TP and peed somewhere along the way spent a while on the phone filing for unemployment (so not happy about that) then went out again to just drive basically...

Got back and woke up Satan (sarah) she went to the bathroom for like 10 min I thought she got sucked in by the toilet or something but no she comes out and looks plenty relieved... I'm a bit conerned b.c I know for a fact there is no TP in there and the stuff I just bought is on the counter so I asked her how she wiped up and she goes oh I just wiggled myself dry (OK yeah thats nasty) a bit later Karin and John woke up at which point Karin decided she wanted me to go to Big Tits (Dunkin Donuts) and get her some breakfast so she told me to take Sarah with me and not tell her it was Dunkin Donuts until we got there and of course me being the bitch I am I did it. Totally fucked with her head for the whole ride. On the way back she asked me to pick her up some cigarrettes so I was like sure and told Satan we were picking up some
"pussies" (yes I used the deplorable word) I told her that once she sees where we are going she is going to want to suck on pussy all day long. Sure enough when we got to the tabacco shop she was like I have a pack at home so she was well prepared to suck on some pussy already. Oh and that store is fucking dumb as shit b/c they carded me for the cigarettes (Yeah I'm nearly 24 and still being carded for cigs) and then I gave them a credit card with Karins name on it to pay for them the CC said CHECK ID on the back too... so yeah they suck ass. anyway I got back to Karins place and sarah runs in the house screaming like a banchee about how Dunkin Donuts isn't big tits and a tabacco shop isnt a store full of pussies. She then goes into another room crying about how she has double d's which I dont at all get the corelation to dunkin donuts and her bags of saggy fat but whatever. so then we all eat donuts and then I am volunteered to take her to SCC (Scranton Counciling Center) so I drive all the way out there (in silence mostly I loved it) anyway we got there and she went in to see the guy and got an appointment on our way back to the house she was like he told me I need to go to the state building and apply for benfits so I asked her now or another time and she insisted on now ... so we went to the state building and sat around for like 2 hours ... i filled out her welfare application b/c she supposedly cant read an shit .... she demanded to be head of house and not to include John her b.f and I was like are you sure? and she said "he can fill out his own damn thing" (and she told Karin that I never even mentioned the "head of the house hold" to her and told John that I told her to write her as the head of the house hold, and went on to complain about the man being the head of the house hold when she can't even hold a conversation properly let alone a household. talk about being caught in a lie.. does she think we don't talk?) so ok whatever ... she finally gets the interview and comes out saying she is head of house including John ... I decide I want to go to the gun store and force her to come with me obviously she has no choice at all... the thing was closed so we started to go home but we had to stop for bread so we could eat dinner. but this F*cker decides she wants to go to the porn store ... ugh I thought she was fucking around but no she goes in god it was so embarrasing... to be there with her and her loudness. Anyway we left and onward to get bread I stopped at Aldis and shes like dont shop her someones going to steal your car!!! and I was like for a minute no they wont I'll lock the car so i go in and she's like outside saying how she needs to smoke so whatever i come out and shes about to get in my car with a cig and I was like dont or I'll snap your neck off... lol yeah im so unnessarily mean to this girl.... anyway we got back to the house and I for whatever reason decided to pull up in reverse so i did and she was cracking up ... it wasnt the most amazing thing in the world but yeah and here I am now typing this out ... hope you were amused ... till next time I guess