Dear Karin

DearKarin,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I think I realized it our affair is over when you put cuffs on me in a clown suit and I saw you put whipped cream on a catholic priest. I'm sure you're scarred fuse enough to understand that the middle east is planning revenge on you. I'm returning your hanna montanna underwear to you, but I'll keep your mom as a memory. You should also know that I will never forget tht night and I have apassionate interest i mice .

Best of luck on the sex change

Jackie



Fill it in with these!
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're mean
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When you smacked my ass
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closetKebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - In ur bathtub
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father\
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash\
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - SenileHeroes- FrostbittenLost - HighSimpsons- CowardlyThe news - ScarredFuse - MasochisticFamily Guy - OpenTop Model - Middle-classAnnat -shamed

7) Your mood right now?Happy - How awful you areSad - How boring you areBored - That I get turned on only by garbage menAngry - That your smell makes me vomitDepressed – That we’re relatedExcited - That I may pee my pantsNervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on youWorried - That your Ford sucksApathetic - That you need a sex-changeAshamed - That I'm allergic to your earlobesCuddly - That Santa doesn't exsistSilly - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kidOther - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?White - Your toe ringYellow - The cut toenailsRed - The pictures from VegasBlack - Your pet rockBlue - The couch cushionsGreen - Your home pregnancy testOrange - Your false teethBrown - Your nose hair clippersGrey - Our matching snoopy underwearPurple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanketPink - Your love letters to meOther - Your Hannah Montanna underwear


9) The first letter of your first name?A/B - My virginityC/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on itE/F - Your neighbour’s dogG/H - The oil tank from your carI/J - Your left earK/L - The results of that blood-sampleM/N - Your glass eyeO/P - My common senseQ/R - Your momS/T - Your collection of butterfliesU/V - Your criminal recordW/X – Your sucide noteY/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?A/B - Haven’t showered in a monthC/D - Always will remember the pep talksE/F -Never will forget that nightG/H – Hate your cookingI/J – Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yardK/L - Mocked you behind your back constantlyM/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poachingO/P - Was interviewed about the car you stoleQ/R - Always wanted to break your legsS/T - Get sick when I think of your feetU/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heartW/X - Told my psychiatrist about the bruisesY/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?Wine- Our friendship is ruinedSoft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemonSoda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an EskimoMilk - The apartment building is on fireWater – I'm scratching my ass as you read thisCider– I have a passionate interest for miceJuice – You ruined my attempts at another world warMineral water – You should get that embarrassing rash checkedHot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weirdWhiskey - I love Oprah WinfreyBeer – Thanks for the CocaineOther – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?Italy - Warm tingly sensationsAustralia - Best of luck on the sex changeFrance - Love alwaysSpain - With tears of sadnessChina – You make me sickGermany – Please don’t hurt meJapan - Go milk a cowGreece - Your everlasting enemyUSA - Greetings to your frog LeonardEgypt – Kiss my buttEngland - Go drown yourself \\



NOW IT"S YOUR TURNDear (Someone),I don't really know how to tell you this, but I think I realized it (1) (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).